Facebook gives me this from awhile back. Doubt much has changed.

While talking the other day with a young technician who works at a drug screening lab she noted the number of things people try in effort to fool science.

I remarked it reminded me of the various ruses inductees tried at Selective Service induction centers back in the 60’s. She had no idea what I was talking about.

Explained registration, lottery and draft to her and she asked why there would be such a thing.

Reminded her there was a war going on. Realized she had no clue which one.

She asked what if you didn’t want to join? Didn’t have time for that. Referred her to the White House.