This week’s wanted Wednesday is ol’ Sticky Fingers Michael W. Sander‍s himself. Sanders has a real problem with actually paying for the things he wants.

Sticky Finger Sanders seems to enjoy late-night escapades with his partner-in-crime, creeping around like a discount magician—except instead of pulling rabbits out of hats, he’s making items disappear from shelves. Whether it’s a midnight shopping spree without stopping at the register or a carefully coordinated duo act, Sanders seems to dodge the police better than Peter La Fleur dodges a ball.

If anyone knows where Sanders may be, send Pineville Police a message on Facebook or give them a call. All tips remain anonymous, and as always, everyone is innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.